Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa + The Titans Are On Fire
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 9 December 2019
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
Week 14 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Sunday (2:31 - 9:04). The Rams big win, the Bills fall short against the Dominant Ravens (9:04 - 22:04). Freddie Kitchens is a big dumb dumb (22:04 - 29:21). The Packers offense is weird (29:21 - 36:11). The Vikings bounce back, the 49ers win a shootout and George Kittle is a Beast. Dolphins try to win with only Field Goals, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa. Drew Lock is for real, the Jaguars quit, and the Titans are the hottest team in the NFL. We finish up the recap with the Patriots vs the Chiefs and Duck's win in the desert. Who's back of the week (99:21 - 104:12). College Football Playoff break down and the Badgers broke Big Cat's heart again (104:12 - 116:12). Football guy of the week and Joe Burrow's swagger.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Football Week 14 Recap College Football playoffs announced. A huge weekend of football and we're gonna recap all of it. Hank is in a bad mood. He had a bad week gambling, but that's okay |
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| 2:48.0 | Today is Monday, December 9th. |
| 2:52.0 | Week 14. Whap, whap, whap! We started Western New York where Lamar Michael Jackson said you can't read my hand off. It doesn't matter if my arms sleeves are black or white. Devin McAllister, single Terry, made the rest of his family unoffice, disappeared as he carried the Loto bricks from almost half of the team's yards. They see me rolling. They hate in. Hurst with a 61 yard touchdown has the Ravens riding dirty to the ninth straight win Ravens 24 build 17 And the battle for Ohio and need to pray Dalton through for 272 yards of fit smelling fellas I can't even imagine that had his pick six acts Consuscated by the ten-zone warden and the half, the Browns offense was bogged down. When the second they opened up the playbook and go to the Bengals, you're gonna swallow when I give you the swallow. The Browns win, but not with our turmoil. As Cleveland fans are left wondering, will the season end with a simple message? Oh, down, it's here. Brown 27, the Bungals, night thing. In Lambo where Terry McClure and Hill and Wyclef John Bostick saw the Redskins playoff chances get killed softly and circle the Dwayne Haskins. Matt Liv Love LaFlor is trying to stay positive with his angsty quarterback but the unit is Aaron Jonesing for more. Hey, son, Darulo, cross me is no stranger to having something 33 yards long. |
| 4:29.2 | Come off his leg and the Packer season is pointing in the right direction if you catch my drift. Teage gave him the chef boom Packer's 20 redskins 15. Whap whap whap the project done spread. In H Town where Drew Glock was deadly from the pistol position, scanning his ground against the Texans, the Texans linebacker fittingly dressed up in average Joe's uniforms because I looked like you were dodging every ball but forgot, forgot, wait, no one spongebob squarepants said, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready to break out. As the rookie tied in at a huge day and the Texans fan says, I'm head out as this one was over by half time. That sports thumb boom. Brock was 30 and Texans 24. Down on the bayou where Drew Scarface breeze astoniners who's the bad guy only to have San Francisco answer with say hello to my kid to friend as the pro bowl tight end sealed the victory running like cockaroch refusing to die. Sean Payton spent all week preparing for Jimmy World Garoppolo by telling his quarterback Drew Breeze is just taste some time. Everything, everything will be just fine but everything might not be so fine. Now that the Saints don't get the playoffs at Donesweet Dome. 49ers 48, Saints 46. |
| 5:45.8 | Whip, whip! |
| 5:47.0 | Stombscore. |
| 5:48.8 | Up come in a soda word, David Blau Blau Blau Wheels. |
| 5:52.2 | Looks like a cheap imitation of a Matthew staff for it. |
| 5:55.2 | Kirk Gussens thunderstorms quickly in the game |
| 5:57.7 | with a touchdown to AC, PC Johnson, |
| 6:00.7 | and the Vikings are back in black with a division win. |
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