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today. Okay, let's go. And then a lot of stuff worked to be done No place to hang out or washing And then I can't live all on the sun Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too He let the trick I've had you And then we'll take it higher Oh we're gonna rock it down too He let the trick I've had you Present it by far Welcome to part of my take presented by the cash app go download it right now use code bar stool for $10 off and use code bar stool for $10 the ASPCA helps some animals. Today is Wednesday December 11th, Eli. I miss you Eli. That was such an Eli game. It was as close to having your funeral while you're still alive as you could get for Eli. Cause he had his wife there. He had Peyton there. Who doesn't go to Philly by the way? His wife pulled a Marlins man and said that's the one place I will not travel is Philadelphia and she said you know what for my sweet darling Eli's last game I will be there so Eli got to see all of his family got to see how much we love him how much we're gonna miss him and so now they just have to put him down like oh yeah yeah and uh in the first half whatever shot they gave Eli before the game whatever uh you know H.H-H shot, Peyton put in his ass before the game, it worked.

His wife put in Eli's ass.

Well, Peyton's wife.

Peyton's wife, yeah, put in Eli's ass. He was good in the first half, and everyone was like, oh my God, Eli, two touchdowns, 170 yards, and then it was back to self-sac Eli, And there was one where he actually looked like he was playing one hand

touch in the backyard for like a turkey bowl where it's like you have various You know that you have like a 50 year old playing in a six year old playing It's like let's play one hand touch everyone take it slow. He had one of those self-sacks He had yeah where he dove off one foot. Yeah, to me that looked like that was the first time that I've ever really seen Eli in a game where when he falls down when he gets tackled, it's like when you're watching your 55 year old uncle fall down everyone's like oh my god is he okay that looks really bad. Yeah, oh that's a hip. Yeah that's a hip he's going to be out for the rest of the evening. Yeah Eli he played well I actually thought he had some zip on the ball in the second half too. receiver drop that slant on the game winning drive. Now what

sucks is now he lies 116 and 117. So you got to play him again, right? 124 and 121 if you count the playoffs. Okay. Yeah. You got to play him again though. You have to play him again. You got to give him a shot to get back to 117, 117. It was it was nice to see him out there the other side of the story. Let's see Did they have anything else about our sweet boy?

No, I was just excited to see him. I was excited for the shots up in the sweet

And you you're right. Did you? out there the other side of the story. Unless they have anything else about our sweet boy. No, I was just excited to see him.

I was excited for the shots up in the sweet. And you are right. Did you you called that flea flicker? Yep. Nailed it right off the bat. Booger had not his best game. That was that clip where he was explaining how the flea flicker was a bad call because the defense will stay back on third and long. And as

he's saying it, he's every single defensive back bit as hard as possible on it. What that was and he booger actually had to stop talking because he's like, Oh shit. I think in that watching is totally different what I'm saying. And that circumstance, booger was right. Yeah. But he was also wrong. So he was right because for normal quarterback, you wouldn't bite on that running play for patch shirmer coaching Eli Manning you're like yeah he's

probably going to hand the ball. So he was right because for a normal quarterback, you wouldn't bite on that running play.

For Pat Schirmer coaching Eli Manning, you're like, yeah, he's probably going to hand the ball off. He also, if that's Freddie Kitchens, and it's fourth and long, you will bite on a play action fake. The good news for Booger is after that mistake, he did have the clip where he said, this guy's probably thinking, how did he come inside me? Yep, so that was that kind of

Supply acid the other one twice twice. Yeah, yeah, double cream cream pie. Yeah, I had to figure that out Bug, you know, I think I think that was it was a good way to get the discussion moving on to the next topic There are two ways you can do that one unintentionally say like this guy just came inside this other guy Mm-hmm twice. Yeah, the other way would be to just draw an accidental telescope to tell us straighter penis or fart or fart. I don't think that we've had a illustrator penis this year. Yeah, the other way would be to just draw an accidental telescope, a telescope or penis or fart or fart. I don't think that we've had a

telescope or penis this year. Yeah, I think guys are probably, uh, they're wise to it. They know not to make that mistake. Yeah, when it's like the John Mans, he's never had a lesson in illustrating. He just goes on the flow, but now people the up and come are probably we get trained in how to not

illustrate

phallic objects

i think also the people that are on the

illustrator right now grew up in a

world where everything kind of looks like a dick on the illustrator. It's like a Rorschach test, the inkplot thing where you see what you want to see. And after coming up, you know, the last 25 years, I'd say, of illustrators being on these prime time games, people who are in the booth now have been trained to look for other guys correct paper. So you were saying the other side of the ball,

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