Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa + The Titans Are On Fire
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 9 December 2019
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
Week 14 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Sunday (2:31 - 9:04). The Rams big win, the Bills fall short against the Dominant Ravens (9:04 - 22:04). Freddie Kitchens is a big dumb dumb (22:04 - 29:21). The Packers offense is weird (29:21 - 36:11). The Vikings bounce back, the 49ers win a shootout and George Kittle is a Beast. Dolphins try to win with only Field Goals, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa. Drew Lock is for real, the Jaguars quit, and the Titans are the hottest team in the NFL. We finish up the recap with the Patriots vs the Chiefs and Duck's win in the desert. Who's back of the week (99:21 - 104:12). College Football Playoff break down and the Badgers broke Big Cat's heart again (104:12 - 116:12). Football guy of the week and Joe Burrow's swagger.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.4 | Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. |
| 0:10.4 | On today's part of my take, we have football week 14 recap. |
| 0:15.5 | College football playoffs announced a huge weekend of football and we're gonna recap all of it. |
| 0:22.4 | Hank is in a bad mood. He had a bad week gambling, but that's okay. |
| 0:25.9 | We're all been there. We're gonna pump him up. |
| 0:28.7 | I mean, I ran off things to talk about it. |
| 0:31.3 | Oh, I had a bad week too. |
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