Week 13 Picks, Best Bets: Texans upset part deux? + The Sam Darnold Bowl

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Chris Simms

Sports, Football

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🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

A week after all his needle-threading worked out for him, Florio goes right back to predicting some close scores. And a week after Chris scored a big upset, he rides the same tough defense to pull off another. Plus, will the Seahawks dominate the Sam Darnold Bowl? And can the Bills rebound in Pittsburgh? PRODUCER'S NOTE: For those looking for our Thanksgiving & Black Friday picks, we released that as a special pod on Wednesday.

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0:00.0	Yo, yo, yo, what up, homies?
0:01.2	On today's Chris Simmson button and the PFT joint megapix pod.
0:04.8	Florio just keeps threading them needles.
0:07.0	He's like my grandma knitting a blanket on the couch, okay?
0:10.3	And then I keep riding with an underdog.
0:12.7	Will the Seahawks dominate the Sam Darnold Ball?
0:15.8	And can the bills rebound in Pittsburgh?
0:18.5	It all starts right after this.
0:22.0	I wonder what Pete would do if we just gave him nothing. We should conspire to show up for
0:26.5	one of these and just be straight by the book. You and I are not capable of doing that.
0:32.0	You've got to be crazy to pick Arizona in any shape, way, fashion form, whatever the
0:36.0	saying is. I think that's the saying.
0:40.8	That was last week on the Joint Megapix podcast, Chris Hymn's Up Button and PFTPM.
0:45.8	It is week 13.
0:47.0	We have a separate edition that is available to you if you are seeing this, and I don't
0:52.3	think you will see it before the Thursday games, regardless.
0:56.0	If you're curious about what we thought about the Thanksgiving games and the Black Friday game,
1:00.1	that's a separate podcast episode.
1:02.6	This is the Sunday and Monday games only for week 13.
1:06.8	We had to work overtime on the PICS podcast this week, and I'm sure our paychecks will not reflect that fact, Chris.
1:13.0	No, no, they definitely won't, but I don't care.
1:15.4	You know, it's worth it.
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