Wednesday, September 4th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a monkey on the loose, who someone sold eggs to pay off their student loans, why a haunted house employee was shot, a drunk guy who called 911 after he got lost, an amusement park line BJ, what made you cheat, VR porn, dating co-workers, the first double-hand transplant, how dudes react to erect female nipples, what happened when a bus driver got diarrhea, a dollar store robbery and more!

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0:00.0	We'll start with this.
0:05.0	David Chuck the Freight.
0:12.0	We'll start with this. White trash alert.
0:23.0	alert.
0:24.0	You know what I hate.
0:27.0	You hate, Dave.
0:28.0	I hate when my monkey gets away from me
0:32.0	when I'm in the dollar store. I hate that too.
0:35.0	It is the worst they need to make dollar stores better for that.
0:37.0	They need a monkey wrangling location.
0:41.0	Make the aisle more monkey friendly. Make it better.
0:44.0	Maybe a monkey cage.
0:46.0	When we come in we can put them in there.
0:48.0	They'll need several obviously.
0:50.0	Monkey daycare or something.
0:51.0	Yeah.
0:52.0	That just happened to a woman in Texas.
0:55.0	And now police are asking the public to be on the lookout for a seven month old monkey
1:00.0	escaped from its owner at a dollar general store.
1:05.0	Someone's gonna find that monkey and they're gonna keep that monkey.
1:10.0	Seven months old.
1:12.0	Last seen wearing a diaper. Yeah. Did that guy see him? No.
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