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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, September 14th 2022 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2022

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about if you would get more done if you didn’t need to sleep?, Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to have sex five times a day, Ryan Reynolds & Rob McElhenney filmed themselves getting a colonoscopy, a shoplifter busted trying...

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:33.7

Hello there. Good morning to you. It is Dave and Chuck the freak here on a Wednesday.

0:39.8

It's the 14th day of September. You probably heard someone say just imagine all the stuff I could get done if I didn't have to sleep.

0:48.8

Well, the new poll asks 6,000 Americans if you could eliminate your need to sleep, would you do it?

0:57.3

Yeah, I need to sleep now. I do like favorite things that you love sleep. I do like the fact that you just shut off part of your day.

1:07.1

Yeah, that is cool. I agree. 49% of Americans don't agree with us. The majority said they would not sleep if they didn't have to.

1:17.6

Chuck, you're like that right? I was going to say, I guess if you just knew, like number one, if this is possible, you eliminate being tired.

1:27.3

From your whole entire life. That would be nice.

1:32.3

You know what I mean? If you don't sleep, yes, exactly. If you don't sleep, then you never ever get tired.

1:40.4

And if I was to never get tired, I would never want to sleep. Maybe if they worded it like that.

1:45.1

That's I think how they had because you just think, oh, God, you're going to go through an eight hour period or a 12 hour period,

1:51.2

feeling pretty tired, but you just you just don't sleep and then you're energized again for some reason. But even if that, I still would want like, I think I'd get enough for, you know, I mean being up 24, 7, never it would drive you crazy.

2:06.2

Yeah, I wonder if it would drive you crazy because we're used to sleeping or if like if your your brain would have had to have adapted to that.

2:16.2

If you don't sleep as a creature, right? Sure.

2:21.2

But if you've been sleeping, then you stay up for I just I don't want any extra weight extra hours.

2:28.2

Yeah, I'm awake. Yeah, extra hours thinking hours. Yeah. So almost half of the American survey said they would not bother sleeping if they didn't have to.

2:37.2

30% said yes, they'd still sleep and 21% well, they're just not sure. Maybe they just need to sleep on it. But what it's worth men are far more likely to continue sleeping than women, like 37% to 23%.

2:51.2

You know, I promise, I'll promise you this though, even if I stayed up all 24 hours, I wouldn't get any more done. No, not at all.

3:00.2

You would not be any more productive. I would just make the characters of the games would be the highest level. You'd be like the lead page and whatever game platform you're on.

3:10.2

I'd have to do a lot more hobbies because I would become so bored with things so much quicker.

3:19.2

You know, I could be like Groundhog Day where you'd master stuff because you just have extra time. It's like an extra life. It's like a whole extra life.

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