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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, October 9th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about listeners who smoke while they bang, a woman trying to hunt down the person that stole her Halloween wreath, Gronk starting a new gig as a TV football analyst, a celebrity that has a threesome as a birthday celebration, a woman shot by her pet dog, a chick high on meth in court claimed to be pregnant with a rat, hair weaves are now available for men, your “Am I the a-hole?” questions, a Miami Beach police officer suspended after appearing in an inappropriate video, a guy involved in a car accident offered the victim free Chili’s to NOT call the cops, the Goodyear Blimp has overnight stays on Airbnb, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

David Chuck the Freak.

0:19.4

So hey there.

0:21.8

David Chuck the Freak at 616 on a Wednesday morning. It's the ninth day of October.

0:30.2

This guy sent an email email at davidchepthafrieak.com and sorry woman sent an email. As she said,

0:37.0

I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year. He's 25. I'm 22 about six months into our

0:42.0

relationship. I found out that he hides the fact that he smokes cigarettes from me.

0:48.4

Six months. He's good. He's real good. He's real good. He can't smell it. He's a sneaky.

0:53.1

Well, she says he, I questioned him about the smell of cigarettes on him a few times and he

0:57.7

would just say things like, Oh, that's my cologne. The day's not that slick after all.

1:03.9

Well, he's not that good after all. He's very dab of just some mesquite. So he's not very

1:10.8

good. She's not very good at detecting. Yeah, no, she said I never would have dated him if

1:16.6

I had a known he smoked cigarettes. And that's the reason he said he hid it from me. So I gave

1:22.0

him an ultimatum. I said quit or we're done. Yeah, he said, okay. Well, they ended up smoking again

1:28.0

a few months later and lied about it. I smelled it on him and I asked him about it. He said he

1:32.8

smoked last week. But in reality, he smoked the same day. Oh my god, he's so dumb. I smoked last

1:38.0

week. You think you'd still smell like cigarettes? He doesn't, he doesn't really get it. We jump

1:43.5

the gun with that hole. He's real good. Yeah. Yeah. He's terrible. Very stupid. Now it's three weeks

1:49.3

later. And I'm still mad. And he thinks I'm blowing this house out of proportion. I'm mostly mad

1:53.9

that he lied. You're not going to dump him. So I tell him I can't trust him. And he just says

1:58.4

he has nothing else to lie about. Do you think this is grounds to end things?

2:04.4

I don't know. He's going to struggle with quitting. I'm trying to do it in his own. No, it sucks.

2:09.6

And it's an addiction. So you have to realize that too. It's not like he'd be like, oh, yeah,

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