Wednesday, October 25th 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some bizarre Halloween laws still on the books, drunken lady pissers, the best monster movies of all time, a dude pulled down his pants exposing himself to Florida deputies, a man busted with fentanyl in his butt, a tourist that woke to a monkey performing a sex act on him, the passing of the first man to ever bungie jump, the obvious reason your single friend is still single, four people accused of trafficking stolen dinosaur bones, s welding company that tried to pay a court settlement in loose change, TikTok recommends storing toilet paper in your fridge, a jumpsuit that makes a fart sound whenever the person wearing it bends down, a guy that tried to rob a gun store with a hammer, dancing with your hands up is a sign you’re old, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak. Hello. How you doing?
0:18.0	How you doing?
0:19.0	Dave and Chuck the freak here.
0:21.0	Just took a sip from my water bottle here and Amber was
0:25.0	cooking Indian last night. Oh you can a little I've got some what smells like
0:29.2	curry water. Oh wow that is not that is enjoy I've never seen that on the shells
0:35.6	oh curry water maybe ride something maybe it's a new morning beverage
0:39.7	maybe go ooh it tastes fine but there's an odor. Mmm, it's good. Yikes. Not.
0:48.0	Oh my God, yeah. I listen, when she's cooking Indian spices, I close every door in the house
0:54.4	so a whole spread so I don't get like a window
0:57.8	curry coat right if my coat was hanging on a chair in the dining room
1:01.1	I you know I'd be like salam malagum you know, I'd be like,
1:02.8	Sala Malachum. I, if I, I,
1:05.0	I smell very much like I just walked out of an Indian restaurant.
1:08.1	It's like you're sanding a floor or something. You gotta put curtains up
1:10.9	and I can cover all of the, yeah... Yeah, I get it.
1:15.0	Me too.
1:16.0	I must have forgot to do that yesterday and then damn.
1:19.0	All right, so of course, Halloween is coming up next week.
1:22.0	This is the big weekend, the big party weekend on the way.
1:25.0	And there's always going to be adults who freak out over Halloween.
1:28.0	Not that there's anything wrong with that if you're into it.
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