Wednesday, October 22nd 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 188 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National ALL CAPS Day, Secrets Of Modern Knife Fighting book, guy broke up with GF after she wore heels and was taller than him, soccer dad takes on alleged criminals, update on plane hit by something in air, teen hurt by doing lightning alcohol in a jar, exploding egg TikTok trend, mechanic used zip ties instead of bolts, Blue Jays fans paying big for tickets to World Series, video of Joe Jonas wiping nose, Apple Martin singing, Diane Keaton Christmas song, Swifties visiting museum, movies that have 20% or less on Rotten Tomatoes that are good, guy puts cameras in port-a-potties, former doctor planted cameras in bathroom, principal arrested for indecent exposure, guy stole recipe books from restaurant he worked at, guy told medics that he was bored so he put something up his butt, jewelry store owner embedded diamond in fake eye, what’s the strange you’re your parents had growing up?, 4 women arrested for smuggling gold dust in panties, plane idles off runway and no pilot to be found, plane returns to airport after disturbance, flight turned around because of odor, high schoolers using AI for companionship, smart beds went haywire during AWS outage, scariest house in America, and more!

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0:00.0	Man, I can't believe the holidays are already on the way. I've got to start my shopping. Already? Sure, you know I'm a planner. Plus, those new five-hour energy holiday flavors make great stocking stuffers. Between pumpkin spice, cranberry lime, and gingerbread snap, they've got the whole season covered. And you can just get those online? Yeah, they're at five-hour energy.com and on Amazon. I think I might start too.
0:21.4	Really? Good for you.
0:22.8	Yeah, just put two of everything in your cart.
0:24.7	I promise. I'll pay you back.
0:26.2	No, you won't.
0:26.9	No, I won't.
0:32.6	Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:34.7	On Instagram at Dave and Chuck the Freak on Instagram at Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:47.0	Hi there on this 22nd day of October.
0:50.0	You're with Dave and Chuck the Freak streaming live at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com. And of course, you can watch us to YouTube.com slash Dave and Chuck the Freak streaming live at Dave andchukhthyrique.com.
0:54.4	And of course, you can watch us to YouTube.com slash Dave and Chuck. We're all cool today. Yeah. Looks like I got here early. Got everything set up. Nice. No, you didn't. I know. Look at him right here. I know when you come in. Couldn't you have just lied for the sake of doing? He does, he's not going to do that.
1:11.4	Why?
1:12.3	No.
1:13.5	I showed a you come in. Couldn't you have just lied for the sake of the sake of doing? He's not going to do that. Why? No. I showed it right on time and everything's fine. Everything's fine. Whatever. Yeah. That's all we need. It is national caps lock day. I guess for people that. The angry people. Yeah. Send you checks in all caps. You need a day for that? I guess. I guess so. Shouldn't do it. Never do it. Don't ever do it. Unless it's a severe emergency. That's the only reason to do it. I won't even read if I see some comments online in all caps. I won't even read it. Yeah, you're just like, I can't.
1:45.1	Like that says everything about you.
2:01.6	Yeah, I can't. I can't. I can't. Yeah, I can't. I get it. I do. I don't believe I've ever sent anything in all caps that I recall. No, you probably haven't. I think what's the need? Only if I had found, Like if I found out aliens are here.
2:02.6	Then call.
2:03.6	I mean, don't.
2:04.7	Well, I'll give you guys a call.
2:18.5	Yeah. me if I had found, like if I found out aliens are here. Then call. I mean, don't. Well, I'll give you guys a call. Yeah, call. But then also, like, then I was like, I decided, oh, I have to put this out on Twitter or whatever. It would be all caps. I think so. Like, aliens are here. Confirmed. One sentence you can get away with if it's an emergency. Actually, could you do that right now and see what happens?
2:22.1	Aliens are here.
2:23.6	Confirmed.
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