Wednesday, November 6th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that is worried about how he looks with his shirt off, a real estate listing with something mistakenly caught on camera, Keanu Reeves appears in public with his girlfriend, Emma Watson isn’t single she’s “self-partnered,” a pregnant wife that saved the family with an AR-15 from home intruders, a woman facing jail time over late library books, a chick that quit her fulltime job to eat on YouTube, a new crime wave of “bank jugging” to be aware of, the perviest thing a guy has said to you, someone who tried to open a bank account with a million dollar bill, a drunk guy busted cruising around on a motorized cart stolen from a local store, and more!

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0:00.0	day in Chuck the free.
0:20.0	Hey, there it is, David. Chuck the free. Get 616 here on this
0:24.6	Wednesday morning, the six day of November. And thank you
0:29.6	for being with us. This could be one of the shortest emails we've ever received.
0:34.1	It looks like it looks like it's barely a sentence. Yeah, it's like half a sentence.
0:38.6	Like the perfect email. It is. It's perfect. You know, maybe maybe not.
0:43.1	15 words this. Yeah, here. This is all she asked us. And she sent this email twice.
0:50.6	So it's really getting to her. It's important. What she has to say here is this.
0:54.6	Is it common for guys to jerk off into a condom? Or did he cheat? He cheated.
1:01.6	He cheated 100%. Nobody jerks off into a condom. I think some people do.
1:06.6	No, people do. People say it. It's like the, it's like the number one.
1:10.6	Quickest lies of dude can come up with when he's for sure. Call cheating.
1:14.6	Nobody jerks off into a condom. People are even like having sex with condoms on.
1:19.6	Yeah. A gymsock. Yes. You know, paper towel. Yes. I've done it into many things, but never a condom.
1:28.6	You just saw that movie. I love you, man, or whatever. And the one guy had his masturbation station.
1:32.6	You would do that into a condom. Oh, yeah. I thought it was from a movie.
1:35.6	It's why God made your belly. And my legs.
1:40.6	I'm right. Please stop. Please stop. Everybody stop.
1:47.6	Everybody stop. Just not ready for you. No, he cheated on you. I wish I was just.
1:52.6	Got a couple of unprotected jerkers in here. Getting on the belly.
1:55.6	Their legs. My Lord for you. I remember that full. Kegels. All right.
1:59.6	All right. No more personal information.
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