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🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 197 minutes
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who raised a goose after his kids left home, ladies getting sick of ‘man keeping,’ Cort advanced to finals of Detroit to LA Comedy Challenge, rules society follows that make no sense, 89-year-old woman hit 9-year-old girl with car, shots fired during funeral, woman fired a shot while cleaning her gun, black bear in Family Dollar, thieves break into Shedeur Sanders house, teacher captured record for most high school 3-pointers, new development in OJ Simpson trial, 90s fitness icon Susan Powder now delivering UberEats, Dolly Parton truck stop, Eminem files lawsuit against Swim Shady, best late night hosts of all-time, Heat 2, woman threw coffee on mom and child for walking dog off leash, Dasher said she was assaulted by customer after opening his door and seeing him nude, hot serial dine and dasher, guy hung outside of car swinging gun around to impress ladies, guy gets attacked and has car keys stuck in head, Golden State Killer had micropenis, guy hot wife cryogenically frozen, 12-year-old girl linked to robberies, guy’s donuts in parking lot ends with felony charges, truck crashed into woman’s house, woman’s entire driveway stolen, billionaire’s one line dating advice, smart earrings, squeezable gravy, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com. |
| 0:12.6 | Hi there. |
| 0:20.1 | It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. |
| 0:22.3 | It's the 19th day of November. |
| 0:26.1 | I don't know how I plan this, but the printer runs out of paper |
| 0:28.6 | all the time at the exact same time. |
| 0:32.5 | I don't know, right when we're ready to go on the air. |
| 0:34.7 | I don't know if you know this, but... |
| 0:35.8 | You print the exact same amount of papers every day. When I get in... Yeah. I take all but three pieces of paper out. Oh, do you? That's your move. Well, you're not... When you are not paying attention. I didn't print it all. Oh, that's a lot of pages, Dave. Well, you know, because he just keeps hitting it. all Oh that's a lot of pages Dave |
| 0:54.7 | Well you know |
| 0:55.8 | Because he just keeps hitting it |
| 0:57.0 | You know that's Dave |
| 0:58.1 | Remember when he sent 5,000 pictures |
| 1:01.0 | To every single person in the company |
| 1:02.8 | Oh yeah |
| 1:03.9 | That was literally now 22 years ago |
| 1:07.1 | Send |
| 1:07.6 | God we haven't got it yet |
| 1:09.5 | Send |
| 1:09.9 | No one's you haven't sent You haven't got it yet? Send. No one's, you haven't sent. You haven't got it? Oh, God, I'm, I, I, oh God, I think I just hit send all. I think I've hit send all 37 times. It was the early days of email. |
| 1:24.8 | Literally shut down an entire company. |
| 1:27.7 | Well, it didn't take much. |
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