Hey there good morning to you it is Dave and Chuck the freak here on a Wednesday morning

it's the 22nd day of May. How's everyone doing? I'm alright. Yeah. Trying to get this red line going.

Yeah. Back on the regular red line. Yeah. Needed to kick it back up. Yeah, you know, I get it.

I tried to quit and I failed. I failed a lot in public. Oh yeah, well, I'll say something on here

and then I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing that anymore. I know. I tried and failed. When you make bold announcements

I'm cutting back. I need to keep my goals to myself. Yeah. That's the truth. Yeah. Sometimes it helps keep you in line.

Yeah. Other times it just brings disappointment. Exactly. I think most times. Most times. Yeah.

So just be careful. Alright, we're going to start with a couple of emails today here on Dave and

Chuck the freak. I'll just from my voice still kind of recovering from whatever the hell is going on.

Yeah. This one came into email at Dave and Chuck the freak.com. First off, long time listener,

first time contacting you. Leave me anonymous. I've been married about five years. Never had I ever

had to deal with anything like this before. Listen to what he came home to. Okay. Came home

relief from work to surprise my wife. But one AM walked in the front door in the kitchen is my wife

completely naked, getting dressed. I didn't think anything about it until I heard someone shuffling

fast into the bathroom. Oh shoot. My wife told me that her friend was here. I've been

nourishing about seven PM. Which friend? Nothing was going on. But so many things don't add up. Yeah.

Dude. Which friend? I assume a man. Oh my god. He says that here. Why were all the blankets on the

floor? Oh, Jesus Christ. She'd semi off the bed. Come on, dude. She told me she'd

a saddened recliner while he sat on the other couch. Yet nothing was moved off the couch. Not my

laptop. Not my video games. Nothing. Am I in the wrong to think that something happened? Oh my god.

Are you the dumbest person ever? I'm sorry. Are you the dumbest person ever born? Are you?

Jesus. Are you literally the dumbest person that's ever been born? Jesus. This poor guy.

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