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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, May 13th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about close encounters with wildlife in the station parking lot, a bunch of nude crimes making news headlines, two guys that stopped their cars on a highway to fight and got hit by a semi-truck, mail carrier busted...

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0:00.0

It's Wednesday morning. It's the 13th day of May. It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. And thanks for being with us.

0:24.0

I'm going to talk to you about some sort of encounters with the devil's creature.

0:31.0

Oh my God, dude. Oh my God. Yeah. We got something Roman out there. Yeah. I didn't sleep that well.

0:36.0

I was jumping enough. Yeah. I'm smoking and I look down and I see a possum as bigger and Jamison.

0:43.0

Saunters by me. He's closer to me than like Chuck and Lisa are not practicing social distance.

0:49.0

They don't care. And it was an ass. He dude is a big one. And I was like, I'm starting to regress because isolation

0:55.0

where I'm starting to become like a dark ages person that believes in almonds and witchcraft.

1:00.0

Yeah. And I was like, Oh, that can't be a good sign. A possum because he did make me laugh a little bit because he's

1:05.5

sauntered by and he's just like, sorry about all this. He got close. Yeah. Possum business. Wow.

1:11.0

It's real. It was normally get that close. That's why I'm always like, Ravies.

1:15.0

That's the stomach.

1:18.0

That's probably a way to react. Oh, I was sure he was here because I could get the video of it making me jump.

1:24.0

That's a big ass possum though. They're so ugly. They're gross. They're so gross. Yeah. They're pretty gross.

1:30.0

But same I was getting out of my car in the parking lot and you know, jump down out of my Jeep and

1:39.0

stare at eye with this giant. That's a huge. Awesome. He's on the other side of the fence.

1:45.0

You encounter the same possum. Yeah. I'm assuming it's the same. I'm assuming unless there's a family of

1:51.0

possums that have moved in. I think it's just a one. But it was a big, it was a big guy and he realized he was out in the open.

1:57.0

And I jumped down and startled them. But he didn't run away. He ran right at me.

2:03.0

And I was like, Oh, God, no, but what he did was he was running towards me.

2:08.0

But he went to the bush line. Right. That's right along the fence. There's like some we call him bushes,

2:14.0

but they're weeds that have grown on. Yeah, just supergrown weeds. And so he, I think he was looking for shelter

2:24.0

there to try and hide or whatever. But I was like, geez, you don't expect. No, he scared. He scared to

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