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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, March 4th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

0:00-1:00 – Show Intro

1:00-3:00 – Chuck’s British accent during sports and Dave’s dad’s birthday

3:00-10:00 – People online asking what the first question you would ask God would be

10:00-30:00 – Should you be buying new underwear every 6 months?

30:00-33:00 – Wrong way driver accident caught on camera

33:00-37:00 – School bus driver caught drinking on the job

37:00-40:00 – Update on the plan that had to make an emergency landing on Hudson River

40:00-43:00 – Stolen car recovered thanks to an AirTag

43:00-48:00 – Real estate ads are using AI to enhance photos

48:00-52:00 – Mail carrier busted dumping their deliveries in trash

52:00-55:00 – Sea lions land on shores of British Columbia for first time

55:00-1:07:00 – World Obesity Day and the Husky Section

1:07:00-1:08:00 – International games announced

1:08:00-1:15:00 – St. Louis Cardinals doing an unlimited food promo

1:15:00-1:17:00 – Ted Lasso actor tries out for soccer team

1:17:00-1:20:00 – Justin Timberlake suing to keep DUI body cam footage from being released

1:20:00-1:23:00 – Body cam footage from American Idol contestant accused of killing wife

1:23:00-1:27:00 – Selena Gomez kissed BF’s feet

1:27:00-1:38:00 – Star of reality show admits to getting Botox injected into penis

1:38:00-1:45:00 – Old lady traumatized after guy slapped her butt while grocery shopping

1:45:00-1:48:00 – Guy busted hiding cameras at ex’s house

1:48:00-1:56:00 – Massage parlor shut down after running rub and tug

1:56:00-1:58:00 – Guy was high while taking driver’s test

1:58:00-2:10:00 – Guy calling himself Tommy Tickets caught scamming people

2:10:00-2:15:00 – Trend where people are taking snake venom and drinking it

2:15:00-2:19:00 – Guy shot at car during road rage incident and was caught by his own dash cam video

2:19:00-2:24:00 – Van carrying 8 dogs stolen

2:24:00-2:28:00 – Guy is looking for help finding his missing lizard

2:28:00-2:33:00 – FBI called on kid doing science experiments at home

2:33:00-2:35:00 – Papa John’s plan to close 300 underperforming restaurants

2:35:00-2:37:00 – Arby’s bought Buffalo Wild Wings (in 2018)

2:37:00-2:47:00 – Reese’s toothpaste

2:47:00-2:49:00 – Neighbor who was questioned in Nancy Guthrie case speaks to the news

2:49:00-2:51:00 – Woman makes escape from burning building

2:51:00-2:54:00 – Meta’s smart glasses called out for being privacy nightmare

2:54:00-2:59:00 – Couple gets engaged at same Chili’s where they met

2:59:00-3:02:00 – More adults are buying expensive toys

3:02:00-3:05:00 – Couple running coffee shop out of their own kitchen

3:05:00-End – Kid suing his father for taking his allowance money

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Transcript

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0:00.0

David Chuck the freak here on this Wednesday, the 4th of March.

0:03.5

How often should you change your undies?

0:06.3

Uh-oh.

0:07.0

We'll get into that discussion today.

0:09.3

Also, does Chuck have fond memories of chubby clothing stores?

0:13.7

And what was my brilliant idea?

0:16.6

Also, stay tuned for what Dave calls me.

0:19.8

Also, we did find out we're wooden spoon bros.

0:24.6

We are wooden spoon bros.

0:26.2

What does that mean?

0:28.2

And someone on the show said this today, I hate looking at dicks with you.

0:32.9

Who said that and why?

0:35.7

All that and more is coming up.

0:37.5

Another rub and tug bust where the guy goes full Dave Hunter and not in a good way.

0:42.7

Would you buy concert tickets from a dude named Tommy tickets?

0:47.0

No.

0:47.6

And have you been milking snakes?

0:49.7

Yes.

0:50.5

That, dognappers, and so much more coming up on this edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:55.8

Ugh. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle.

1:01.3

Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth.

1:05.9

Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar.

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