David Chuck the Fleet.

Hey, good morning to you. It's Wednesday. It's the sixth day of January 2021.

Here with David Chuck the Fleet. Every year the government keeps track of all the emergency

room visits in America and they're all logged by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.

And that's how we officially find out what people have up their asses, et cetera.

Okay. So there's a log. There's some. There's some. There's an ass log. There's an ear

log and nose log, a penis log, a vagina log. Now some of these stories we didn't cover

because they weren't like generally what we cover is criminals, right? Criminal shoving

stuff out there. Yeah. It's just your normal and their budget day person.

These are just, yeah, people rushed to the ER. Yeah. It's like slipped on the shower

people. Some of it's actual no doubt. Yeah. Some of it could be legitimate. Right. Maybe

that's what we'll play legitimate or sexual. The hell of a name. I like this. I mean,

is there. There's no legitimate. If you put a GI Joe up your body, yeah. Code sexual.

Someone have actually sat. I don't want to take a look. Yeah. There's zero legitimate.

Yeah. No, no. There we go. Game over. Okay. So let's get into this here. So we'll

start with butts. Marbles sexual 100% no, they can slip the film the marbles. I don't.

What do you get out of marbles in your ass? The same thing as you'd get out of a report.

Yeah. That beads. It's the beads. Yeah. They're attached and you pull them out. Yeah. Well,

this you put you push them out. They don't have to push out. Yeah. Jesus. You push them

out. You're a little rabbit. Yeah. I don't poop. You want the one that you have to

hit with your thumb. Whatever that big. Oh, the shooter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The shooter.

There. That big boy in there. Yeah. And wouldn't you be worried you'd lose them? I would.

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