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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, January 22nd 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2020

⏱️ 205 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about unusual drinking laws in different states across the country, a weird fact about elephant genitalia, Wendy Williams farted on live TV, who is “Target Tori” and why people are donating money to her, a dad that...

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0:00.0

all right. Hey, good morning to you. It's a Wednesday. It's 616 right now. Thanks for being with us on Dave and

0:28.5

Chef the Freak. About a hundred years ago, just a few days over a hundred years, the United States went

0:37.9

completely dry as a result of the 18th Amendment. At least I already was shaking her head. She's like,

0:45.8

no, terrible dark times. It banned the production, the importation, the transportation and sale of

0:54.2

alcoholic beverages. Now prohibition only lasted 13 years. But to markets anniversary, these are some of

1:05.8

these strangest drinking laws that are still on the books in this country. You guys in Mississippi? Yeah. You can drink and drive. Yeah. Yeah. It is the only state that does not have an open

1:22.3

container law for passengers or drivers. Big wood. So I'm going to have one on my white. It's called a traveler. My attorney. This is fine. And my

1:36.2

attorney is me myself. I will be representing myself. Louisiana doesn't have an open container. Like there's no, because they have

1:46.6

those drive through places that drive through dad grace. Yeah, but you're not allowed to really be drinking them in the car. They

1:52.8

just put like something over the straw. They're like, don't. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. We're not looking. You're here to go cups

2:01.4

everywhere. Man. That was the thing when we were in Boston, we tried, we were all drinking. We tried to like walk out

2:08.6

for the point five K with our with our joint. No, you can't do that. We were like, we're almost in Vegas mode. In Vegas, you can just do

2:19.4

whatever. Yeah, that's true. I can do the heroin outside, right? Please do it inside. Speaking of Massachusetts,

2:34.3

Massachusetts doesn't have happy hours. It's forbidden in Massachusetts to run a happy hour special. Because if you

2:43.8

see no people drinking Boston, they had a happy hour. Yeah. Yeah. They say hours here. It's just a public safety measure. Yeah. I love a

2:53.9

hour. Yeah. Happy hours are pretty good. I've had some of my most favorite times. The happy hours. Most favorite times.

3:05.6

You're gonna get food. Yeah. Get some of the deal. Only time I've ever had a happy hour is something terrible

3:12.3

that's happened. What does that mean? Like I have to go to a work meeting. Oh, yeah. That's generally the only time I've

3:19.1

ever been to the terrible, terrible. Not really happy for you. No, it's not. No, I don't think it ever really

3:26.7

happened. Call it a happy hour. It's like a forced hour. Because of my hours, the happy hour is usually like

3:35.0

like the kind of the home stretch for me if I'm going out. Right. As I start drinking, if I'm like,

3:41.0

yet to days the day we're doing it, we're partying. Like I go out probably about noon. Yeah. Then I start

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