Wednesday, January 14th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about reusable Trader Joe’s shopping bag, guy who collects Hawaiian shirts, what do you use Craigslist for?, medical resident caught hiding camera in private staff area, store owner accused of hiding a camera in women’s bathroom, paraglider fell nearly 500ft into ocean, road rage incident between neighbors, huge bear that was finally removed from crawl space moved under another house, bear discovered candy store, fur store closes after 136 years in Detroit, the guy with the blue fur coat, photoshopped billboard of Dave & Chuck, Mike Tomlin steps down after 19 years as Steelers coach, man worked as a flight attendant as fantasy football loss punishment, Timothy Busfield turned himself in, Kiefer Sutherland arrested, Scott Adams died, update on the Disney employee knocked over by boulder at Indian Jones ride, Fleetwood Mac’s Landslide finally charts thanks to Stranger Things, Michael Jordan once got showed up by Kenny Rogers, woman with handcuffs on shot deputy, man slips out of handcuffs and shoots deputy, woman arrested after threatening people with skillet, man arrested driving drunk, guy touching himself in front of window, guy seen jerking while driving, man developed condition after getting tattoo, old man at airport tried to push dead wife in wheelchair through security, Dave’s garage door opened by itself, woman lives in spider-infested apartment, monkey still on loose in St. Louis, Are You Dead? App, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak on Instagram at Dave and Chuck the Free.
0:13.0	Back here with you, it is the 14th day of January, a Wednesday, and we appreciate you being with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak as Lisa continues to broadcast through a television from her house.
0:28.6	Yes, but she's back with us, so we're happy to have her here. How are you doing today, Lisa?
0:32.8	I'm doing good. Yeah? How are you getting around the house like early in the morning and stuff?
0:37.5	Is it all good?
0:38.5	It's all good. I do everything. I get ready and do everything for myself. Got your walker down. Got my walker. I'm making a lot of noise around here. It's so loud. It takes a long time. I have to get up a little earlier because it takes so long to get from one place to another. Right. So I have to, you know, factor in that time.
0:55.4	Oh, my God.
0:55.9	Her commute time in her own house.
0:57.6	Oh, my God. it takes so long to get from one place to another. Right. So I have to, you know, factor in that time.
0:55.4	Oh my God. Her commute time in her own house. Oh, my God. It took me an extra eight minutes to get to work today. I'd be so bad if I broke my leg because I miss time, all that stuff. I'd be like, well, it's only going to take me five seconds to get from there to there. always late with unbroken.
1:10.1	That's what I'm saying.
1:11.1	That's what I'm saying.
1:11.7	Because my brain is like, well, don't worry because driving to work only takes 10 minutes. And well, TV Chuck's coming to us from his bed, shirtless with his CPAP. Oh, my God. Get you back. I'm here. I'm here. I'll wake up with all these lines on over my head and stuff. I'll have all those. Hey, everybody. How are you doing? Oh, no, I've been up for a long time. You would be late there though, too. Oh, exactly. No, the camera would just be on. It would just be a blank TV. There'd be no one there. For 10 minutes and then he'd finally fly it.
1:44.8	You'd see like a finger come out like give you in the one minute like I used to do to my buddies all the time. One minute. I got to take a shower. Getting ready in the corner. Yeah. Dear God. Yeah. Well, no basis is prepared. Ready to go. As always. Here's another one of the things in the world I don't understand.
2:03.5	One of the things in the world I don't understand.
2:03.5	One of the strange things, and we talked about this last year, these reusable Trader Joe shopping bags have gone viral.
2:13.1	Right.
2:13.5	Like whenever they know the store is going to get some people line up down the street to get these stupid cheap, just reusable.
2:21.5	There's nothing special about them.
2:23.0	The normal canvas or whatever the hell it is.
2:25.1	Shopping bags.
2:26.6	Okay.
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