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Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak, an argument over who was first in line at

a McDonald's drive-through ended with a man stabbed in the butt and a woman

on her way to jail. I am not going to defend a woman who stabs a dude in the

butt. Yes. We're cutting in line to McDonald's. But if you cut in line in front of me,

I may have to hurt your job when someone cuts in front of you to handle it, right?

And people get stunned. They don't know what to do. You got to speak up for

yourself. Come on, people. Have some balls. You've been waiting in line for 20 minutes.

They can just walk up and don't have to. Just throw that. Just don't cut their

butts, though. No, I wasn't armed. Yeah, we actually are. I'll keep a

spork on me. These reports, Dave Hunter from the

Earth cuts someone in the butt with a spork cutting in line. The woman had a

spork rammed in her butt. Dave's quote was, I will cut a bitch.

Dave and Chuck the Freak. More rift news on the way in just a second. We've heard

of guys having long-lasting boners. Can it happen to women as well? And bitch is

tripping a 58-year-old woman drunkenly calls 911 looking for sex. Was it

because she hasn't been penetrated in years? Oh, wow, wow. Okay. Details on

those stories and more are coming up in just a moment here on Dave and Chuck the

Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. A couple of items from the rift medical

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