David Chuck the Freak

We'll start with a story that's a hot or not. Okay, so you guys pay attention.

From the details of the story, let's see if you can figure out if this woman is hot or not.

All right, listen, I love fake Australian cuisine as much as the next guy. Okay. Well, let's get a yeah back.

But not this much. This is too much love. Okay. This is a 28 year old woman named Deanna Celtser.

She is from Lake Worth, Florida. She lives with her parents.

She really wanted some outbackstakes. I get it. Yeah.

But her parents said no. She's 28. Yeah. That may Deanna so mad.

She did the following. Okay. First, she punched her mom. Yeah. Yep. As you do.

Then she flipped over the dining room table. Power.

She ran at her dad with a kitchen knife. Okay.

She threatened to kill him unless he got her a blooming onion. Blumen onion.

Blumen onion. Write that down. That's a giveaway. The cops came.

Deanna was arrested for domestic battery. Battery of a person over 65. Oh, her parents are real old and aggravated assault.

As far as we know, she did not get to go to the outbackstake house. No. Deanna sounds like those are oops, baby.

That's not. You're right. I'm hungry. I've ever.

So you've heard the details of the story. Yeah. Can you determine if Deanna is hot or not?

And you can always play along at davincheckthefrick.com where you'll see her mugshot.

Such a small percentage that this person is hot. I know. Um, it doesn't seem possible.

It doesn't. No hot chick still lives at home. Who's 28?

They've all found somebody. Right. Someone's.

That's true. It is true. These days, kids. It's true. I think dudes stay home later. Yeah. Nerds.

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