Wednesday, February 18th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 169 minutes
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about why a woman held a repair man hostage, the poet with a micro-dong, a scorpion stung a guy right in the balls, a criminal who was arrested while pooping, where cops uncovered a concealed dildo, nude deliveries, a perv who listens to sex sounds, using a gift card on a first date, what exactly goes down at the diaper spa, what happened after an old guy slapped a waitress, what was on a postcard that made an old woman try to kill her husband and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak |
| 0:07.7 | Online at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com |
| 0:10.7 | This is why Lisa shouldn't do drugs because a paranoid woman jumped out of an Uber on a highway in Detroit because she thought she was being kidnapped. |
| 0:31.6 | You got to. |
| 0:32.6 | You got to know if you are. |
| 0:34.0 | You think that I would be that person? |
| 0:35.2 | No, I'm saying that's why you should just don't do drugs. |
| 0:37.4 | Because you're like always ready to trust no one, help no one. |
| 0:40.7 | I don't think I'd jump out of a car, but yeah, maybe I guess. |
| 0:45.4 | This 31-year-old Detroit woman used an Uber to order a ride to downtown Detroit. |
| 0:50.8 | This was about 445 in the afternoon the other day. And then jumped out of the |
| 0:57.8 | Uber in the left lane of the highway of eastbound I-96 right near I-94. How are you alive? |
| 1:05.9 | What kind of drugs was she on? They say, you guys guys marijuana. Yeah, well, I've smoked marijuana. |
| 1:12.1 | I've never wanted to jump out of a car. |
| 1:14.0 | Nope. It's crazy. She can handle it. That reefer madness that's been going around. Yeah. Well, some people can't handle it, I guess. I guess so. Yeah. That driver must have been like, what are you doing? Oh my God. you know what though? |
| 1:25.4 | So listen, you know what happened? |
| 1:26.5 | She came across, |
| 1:27.6 | they were heading, you know, |
| 1:28.7 | to the different part of the freeway where you can exit to go to another freeway. |
| 1:34.0 | And she saw a sign for Port Huron and thought the driver was taking her there. |
| 1:40.9 | Jeez. |
| 1:41.8 | So she jumped out of the moving Uber on the highway. |
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