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🗓️ 15 August 2018
⏱️ 203 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From inside the tough and needles studio, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 0:16.0 | All right, good morning to you on a Wednesday. It is 616. |
| 0:20.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak on this 15th day of August. |
| 0:24.0 | You ready for some sex facts? |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:28.0 | Lay it on us. |
| 0:30.0 | Okay. Nail us with them. |
| 0:32.0 | Let me see if you can figure this one out though first. |
| 0:34.0 | Okay. |
| 0:35.0 | Think of the amount of man juice. |
| 0:38.0 | You produce. |
| 0:40.0 | All right, I'm thinking 20 milliliters. |
| 0:43.0 | You know it in milliliters. |
| 0:46.0 | In two weeks, how many women do you think you could get knocked up with your man juice? |
| 0:53.0 | What? |
| 0:54.0 | In two weeks of think of your man juice, how many women do you think you'd be able to impregnate with two weeks worth of man juice? |
| 1:02.0 | But two weeks worth of man juice? |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah, like 100 billion. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah, like every one of them, like all of them. |
| 1:08.0 | That's 100% correct. |
| 1:10.0 | All of them. |
| 1:11.0 | The average man produces enough man juice in two weeks to impregnate every woman on the planet. |
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