Wednesday, April 4th 2018 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2018

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener needing some help in setting up a cuckhold, a shooting that took place at the YouTube headquarters, a college student that saved a squirrel using CPR tips she saw on “the Office,” Meryl Streep may be cast...

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Andre Gardner and I'm host of the Beatles Minute Podcast delivered to you each and every
0:04.8	week, the latest Beatles news. What will that Paul McCartney, John Lennon, AI Beatles song sound like?
0:12.4	We'll let you know as soon as we hear it. What we got to Paul McCartney archive collection release
0:16.7	this year. Fingers are crossed and I'm still hearing rumors of a 50th anniversary set by a solo
0:23.3	Beatles coming out. Soon as I hear, you'll hear on the Beatles Minute Podcast. Download and
0:29.2	subscribe at Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts.
0:53.8	We talked about the there's trouble with being too much of anything. Too big, too little, too tall,
1:03.8	too short. Yeah, Tim listens to us in Boston. He said, not sure when you started in Boston, but
1:12.4	I've been a listener for a little while now. Love your show. I hope you can help me with this.
1:16.4	I am five feet tall. Too short. And somehow that immediately reduces my chances of
1:24.4	hooking up with someone. Here's the disclaimers. Yes. I'm married. Mm-hmm. She's into the reverse
1:32.3	cuckold. She wants to see me have sex with another woman. Oh, Jesus, can be tough to set up on.
1:41.8	That's his problem. We'll get to that. He said, anyways, I'm a fairly good looking, funny dude.
1:48.1	Got about seven inches of half dollar down below. I've never heard it referred to that way.
1:52.8	Oh, half dollar round. So you say the half dollar. You're right. Seven and half dollar. I get
1:59.3	all right. Not bad. Yeah. Mine's a three inch nickel.
2:08.1	Oh, man. Three inch nickel. Let's give you some of a quarter. Nope. No. Don't lie, man.
2:16.2	He said, is it being married alone wouldn't be enough? I have to battle my height,
2:22.3	causing insecurity in the woman I'm talking to. Why is there such a bad rep for guys like me?
2:28.7	Is there anywhere I can go online that's more suited for guys like me like a short dudes.com.
2:35.3	I found a few women that like short guys, but honestly, it's pretty slim pickings. Oh, well,
2:39.9	any help is greatly appreciated. I'm not desperate, but I am looking to get some help. Thanks.
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