Today is Wednesday, April 28th, and you're listening to the morning announcements presented

by Betcha's media.

I'm Sammy Sage.

We have a lot of short stories and quick headlines today, so I'm just going to run through

all of them.

First of all, happy 100 days in office to President Joe Biden.

Biden will address Congress in a joint session today, marking his first speech in Congress,

where he's expected to outline his legislative priorities and share the administration's

accomplishments so far.

Now everyone should go and post a happy 100 days in the story for Joe, so he can repost them.

Speaking of Biden's agenda, according to a mon myth poll that came out this week, his

$2 trillion infrastructure proposal is broadly popular, registering 68% support, and only

29% opposition.

For what may possibly be today's most exciting story, the CDC announced yesterday that fully

vaccinated people can go outdoors without masks, except in crowded settings.

Meanwhile, West Virginia will give a $100 savings bond to each resident aged 16-35 who

gets a COVID vaccine, which I will hereby call, mentionomics.

On the other hand, be sure not to listen to Joe Rogan's podcast, where he recommended

that healthy people of a young age have no reason to get a vaccine.

Now, here's where I start to pray that Elon Musk succeeds in launching his little

rocket gym company, so he and Joe Rogan can launch their science denying asses into space.

So for our next related story, let's take a trip to America's dirty hot tub, Florida.

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