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The smallest penis contest is that coming back. We'll tell you about that.

Also, there's new underwear for ladies that apparently will stop guys from harassing them.

How does it work? And ladies, would you give it a shot and are your sex full of lies?

We'll get to the bottom of this and find out who our douchebag of the day is as we check more rift news in just a moment.

Steve and Chuck the Freak.

It's time once again to make the little things count.

The smallest penis contest, a nutty competition which Dave viewed last year is going to return to Brooklyn's Kings County bar on the 14th of June.

Contestants will be judged in multiple categories, including poise in both evening wear and bathing wear.

Yes.

In addition to a cash prize and the little crown and a scepter, the best man will get to exhibit their extraordinary heart talent and Hutzpah.

Remember we had last year's winner on the show with us. We talked to him.

Nicholas Gillerin or whatever his aunt is getting laid right after and then believe him.

Yeah, at least it didn't because she saw the picture of his penis and she couldn't even barely see it.

You could barely see the dude had a dog.

Yeah, he was a UPS driver, right, which you'd think that would score high points at least, but it didn't.

Yeah, well, when you don't have a package to deliver, are you not going to score it all?

He didn't.

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