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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, April 14th 2021 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 211 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that are instant bedroom turn-offs, a dog named Molly that fired a gun, listeners ask the eternal questions... Am I an A-Hole?, someone who faints whenever they laugh,  do your balls and butthole have taste...

Transcript

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0:00.0

I guess I've only been into a couple of these with my wife through the years of bath

0:20.7

and body works where they sell all the fancy soaps and stuff.

0:24.2

Never ever have I seen a security guard in one.

0:27.1

This must be a pretty rough area of Wisconsin.

0:29.4

It must be if they've got a security guard in bath and body works.

0:35.5

So this security guard, he had to call the cops after he got so bored working at the

0:41.4

bath and body works as a security guard.

0:44.0

He handcuffed himself and they couldn't get them off.

0:48.8

They just goofing around.

0:50.8

Happened the other morning inside of bath and body works.

0:53.1

Jordan Wisconsin, the man told them he was bored so we put the handcuffs on, but then

0:57.1

realized he forgot the keys at home.

0:59.9

As officers freed him, they said he actually hid the handcuffs from himself now so he'll

1:05.6

never put them on again.

1:07.4

Lesson learned officers.

1:09.3

Thank you for your time.

1:10.3

I really made a boo boo here.

1:12.4

You know how boring it is in there?

1:15.5

It's bad.

1:16.5

He also said this was not the first time he had handcuffed himself and didn't have the

1:19.8

key.

1:20.8

So he's definitely learned his lesson.

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