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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo's son, who is really good with Legos, helped with his clip line. Lazlo and SlimFast tell stories about Mc’ing for big indie/punk bands. Taylor Sheridan is not slowing down, despite what people think. Lazlo and SlimFast are planning a ‘cougar trap.’ What are the most stressful things to decide? Pornhub has released their ‘Most Searched’ terms of 2025. In Headlines, the guys discuss Bonnie Blue getting arrested in Bali, the shooting at Kentucky State University, AT&T is discontinuing landlines, the New Jersey Santa that was found to have a lot of child porn, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.1	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.9	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.5	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.9	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.1	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.4	My man, how are you?
0:49.9	I'm great.
0:50.5	How are you?
0:51.1	I'm all right.
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:52.4	Yeah.
0:52.9	What's wrong?
0:53.3	My back hurt over there or something? No, my chair. I don't know if you're I'm all right. Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong? Your back hurt over there?
0:54.4	No, my chair.
0:55.3	I don't know if you're a broken chair or no.
0:57.6	I just say, like your back's fine.
0:59.3	Yeah. I got a new chair. That's nice. Looks good. Yeah. I'm no new. I thought he did in his chair, but I, so yesterday I was confined. I was sitting here and my chair just collapsed.
1:09.8	And if you haven't listened to show,
1:11.1	I've been in the hospital for a while.
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