Wednesday, 10.16.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

*Wait...there's still a cat in the garage? *Lazlo's oldest is already looking at colleges. Slimfast thinks he should consider trade school or a job at "The Bee" *People are already voting! Did the media seem a little less obsessed with the election this year, or am I just living in a bubble? *In case you needed another reason to hate Brady, he's now a part owner of the Raiders. *Canceling subscriptions should get easier soon. *Moms really hate artificial food dyes in Fruit Loops. *Turkey legs is ham! *Slimfast says that the best meals he ever ate were in his high school cafeteria. *Speaking of high school cafeterias, is Mexican Pizza racist? *Following in the Hallmark channel's footsteps, Lifetime announced their own Chiefs themed holiday movie for 2024. *Kevin Costner's band released a new single. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Join us live on twitch each weekday at 2pm www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
0:07.4	iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.4	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through
0:16.6	the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.0	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:30.0	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslo has begun.
0:48.0	Yo!
0:50.0	Yo!
0:51.0	What?
0:52.0	How are you? I'm fantastic. How are you?
0:53.0	Well, I'm fantastic. You are? Yeah, what do you ask like that?
0:56.0	I'm just good. I got I got some things I got I got to take I got you know I got a
1:00.0	I got a I got some cat stuff to take care of I got to take the shots no one just got me I got some cat stuff to take care of I got to take the shots don't have cat
1:04.3	I got cat issues man you still have cat issues I got I thought both the cats are
1:09.5	gone now there's one cat there one cat didn't leave I don't know oh the cat was never
1:15.8	retrieved but one was never procured I guess is that I guess we just assumed
1:20.1	well I did too I didn't know oh goodness. I'm on it and I'm here. Just let me take care of this cat issue.
1:28.0	You little, I see you're a little, little flustered. I got smokes, I got drinks, I got a red bull. We're good.
1:33.0	Okay. All right.
1:34.0	Settle down. We got this right?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.