Hour 3: Turkey Legs Is Ham

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:00.0	I got a good conspiracy theory if you guys a new one.
0:02.0	I like him.
0:03.0	We've got a friend who's a real conspiracy theorist.
0:06.0	I mean, he's a...
0:07.0	We can call him at any time.
0:08.0	He believes it.
0:09.0	Ask him if he believes it.
0:10.0	Let me, I'll text him why you're telling me.
0:11.0	Okay.
0:12.0	He believes Earth is flat.
0:13.1	He believes the moon is fake.
0:15.8	Yeah, the moon is fake.
0:16.7	I wish I've heard most of these four.
0:18.0	He said that mountains were tree stumps.
0:20.2	Yeah, mountains.
0:20.7	The giants used to walk on Earth and they would rip these trees up out of the ground and you know
0:27.4	It's like a stump that needs to be
0:29.8	Grind it. I guess that's that those are mountains just old giant tree stops
0:34.0	i love good conspiracies one of my favorites is the one that says uh... there's like two hundred years
0:38.5	to three hundred years in history that didn't exist you guys know that one
0:41.4	there's like no archeological evidence for it. It's like from 600 to I don't know a thousand something like that.
0:48.0	It's like 200 and some years that this guy says it didn't exist, didn't happen. It was the time of Charlemagne like that stuff was
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