Wednesday, 09.11.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
*Why is Slim dressed up like a dork?
*I don't know about you, I like to sprinkle a few commas, you know, here and there, just to keep people off my back.
*She did it! She finally did it!
*It's 9/11 and that means it's time to share some ghost stories.
*I like to wait util the debate is over to see if there was anything worth hearing. What's that? Cats? He said she does what?
*Prison time for kicking cats seems reasonable to Slim but Lazlo thinks we're being hypocrites.
*Happy Gilmore 2!
*Being mayor at 19 is hard.
*Make your bed,
*David Bowie just scored his first number 1 country hit, eight years after he passed away.
*The best NFL tailgate cities for ballin' on a budget.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley |
| 0:16.8 | of darkness. |
| 0:17.8 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the hand. Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | How the hell are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | Oh, I'm fantastic. I just never been better. |
| 0:55.0 | Good. I'm glad to hear it. You look nice today. Thanks. I had a meeting earlier. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. We put on a dress shirt over that t-shirt. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, it's the what what, what is so fun? |
| 1:03.6 | I'm not dressed off. |
| 1:04.7 | I just, I was just a funny thing. |
| 1:06.9 | Once I said it, yeah, baby laugh. |
| 1:09.4 | What am I not going to wear an undershirt? |
| 1:10.9 | It looks fine, you just put on a dress shirt over that |
| 1:13.8 | t-shirt. It's not really a button it up. It is. It's a long sleeve dress shirt. |
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