Thursday, 09.12.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
*How does one "wear the pants" in a relationship?
*Lazlo pulled his kids out school and wants to know if he made the right choice.
*Snowcone didn't drive four hours to see his son do a five-second (literally) speech at school. Can you believe that deadbeat?
*Hurricane v Tornadoes. Only one can be named the champ.
*Another day, another life saved by Bon Jovi.
*Katy Perry is on her period.
*They say life starts to "get real" at 27.
*The worst songs of the 80s and the worst case of selling out we've ever heard/seen.
*Courts are trying to clear the way to make it legal to bet on US election outcomes. Sweet!
*A Michigan man made a fake bomb and put it on his car to avoid reposession.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he, in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | How are you man? |
| 0:50.0 | Man I'm fantastic. |
| 0:51.0 | How about you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great. No problems. Good. Good no problems good glad to hear it my |
| 0:53.9 | do I have a giant red you hear my head what happened why do you hate your head |
| 0:58.6 | well I had the hat on I thought maybe it had gone away it's like a circle yeah |
| 1:02.2 | I hit my head on the door frame. |
| 1:04.8 | What door frame? |
| 1:05.8 | Like at my house. |
| 1:06.8 | I went down to pick up a dog to him. |
| 1:07.8 | I looked it up and somehow hit the side of the door frame. |
| 1:10.4 | My father, who was a bald man, he hit his head at least three times a day |
| 1:15.3 | I thought that was just a dad thing I thought well I guess when I get older he wasn't that tall |
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