Wednesday, 07.05.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 5 July 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Hope you had a good 4th. Did you take the family to see any fireworks? Drone displays? Grass fires? *If Lazlo says it, it must be true. Shohei Ohtani is the greatest baseball player of all time. Now, how do we pool our money so that we can try to get him to play here? *Brittany Mahomes doesn't have to be your favorite person in the world but could we at least stop criticizing her every single move? *Doomscrolling!! Threads is only a day away! Over the weekend, Twitter told some users to get a life. Snowcone recaps his recent trip to DC and tour of the White House. *A teen went missing 8 years ago while walking his dogs. He's been found but there's more to this story than the media is telling us. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please remember to join our twitch and check out our website. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! Yo! How are you? I'm fantastic. You're looking pretty good yourself. |
| 0:54.0 | I wore this for you. You said you like it when I do the black shirt and the black hat. |
| 0:58.0 | I like it. It's a good look. My Southern California punk rock style. |
| 1:02.0 | I believe it's a generic black hat unless there's something that's just black. |
| 1:06.0 | That's why I like it. I've got like three of them. I got the black one, the white one. |
| 1:09.0 | Looks good. I like it. I enjoy the generic hats. |
| 1:14.0 | I think it's a good look. Someone looked at me and was like... |
| 1:18.0 | What? Doesn't have a logo on it. |
| 1:21.0 | There was a time. I don't know if it was just when I was a kid in the 90s. |
| 1:25.0 | But the generic hat really sort of meant like it was cheap. |
| 1:30.0 | Yeah, or maybe you'd gotten it at the store and it was supposed to have your team's name embroidered. |
| 1:34.0 | But you'd have a team. But I feel like people wear the generic hat now. |
| 1:37.0 | I don't know if they do or they don't. I just... |
| 1:39.0 | I follow enough of those people that we have worked with over the years at living California. |
| 1:44.0 | I feel like I see a lot of you guys still wearing the black hats. |
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