The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo! Yo! What's going on, man?

Oh, not much. How are you?

I'm good, man. Damn it! I broke my sunglasses.

Oh, man. One of those days.

Gas stations sunglasses. Those lasted me like four months.

I mean, it's like a record for me.

I'm bad with sunglasses.

Me too. That's why I'm shocked at those.

And I've hated those since I've had them. They're too tight.

They hurt. But of course it's the one pair that I've held on to.

But I paid for them. I paid like $10 at a gas station.

They're worth $0.50. You know? I've got to pair Ray Bans.

See, when you pay for something like that, I feel like being into a little better holding on.

And I've broke the other ones. It's too easy to break and lose.

Because, you know, I usually break them. It's so stupid that I...

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