Wednesday, 06.28.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
You get $10,000 dollars for every day that you can go without doing "the deed". It's like The Contest except there's a lot more money involved. How long can you hold out? *Why are women saying TJ Maxx and Target cause their bowels to move? We're trying our hardest to understand but we just can't relate. *Unemployed men would rather have unemployed partners than have the woman be the sole breadwinner. Not us! Get that money, girl! *Rina Sawayama is sick and tired of Matty's microaggressions. *Doomscrolling!! Former NFL quarterback Ryan Mallett died in a tragic drowning accident at 35. Did Epstein kill himself? Malaria is now in the states. Recordings of Trump allegedly discussing classified documents have been released. A man was shot and killed over a disagreement about a movie theater seat. *Why do so many men think they can land a plane in an emergency with no previous training? Is it because they can? Hopefully we won't have to find out anytime soon. *Slimfast is a sexist jerk. *Thanks for flying with The Church of Lazlo! Please leave a review and tell a few friends. We'd love to have you join our twitch channel. You don't need to know anything about twitch to join. Just go to www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | Yo. Yo. He's going on, kid. Not much. How are you? I'm great, man. Good. Glad to hear it. Yeah. How's life? |
| 0:06.3 | Good. How was the party? Well, I mean, there wasn't that not a party. I know, but how's the birthday boy? Yeah, he was good. Everything's good. Yeah, he went to baseball practice. Just like |
| 0:18.4 | Nothing. There's like nothing different. It happened. Yeah, I picked him up. We hung out for a while. We went for his mom's when the baseball practice came home. I |
| 0:27.3 | I cooked |
| 0:29.3 | Stakes in the garage |
| 0:31.3 | In the garage owing your name in your I saw you and I said the backyard man that back. That was such a waste now |
| 0:37.4 | Well, you you put that whole thing out back. I know, but then I did the garage with the batting cage and all that and then |
| 0:43.0 | Yesterday it looked like it kind of might rain make not so you just lift those garage doors open |
| 0:47.5 | I have a little charcoal grill in there pull it out in the driveway TV in there cook steaks in the driveway |
| 0:54.3 | Made on the ping pong table not bad watch baseball |
| 0:57.4 | I like to imagine that while you're grilling their back there taking swings. They weren't watching the braves game |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, yeah, nice you Tigers cost me some money by the way me too |
| 1:07.5 | I just I kind of stopped batting on the Tigers. I told you I bet on them to win the division |
| 1:13.0 | They're like one game behind them like I'm gonna win a ton of money and I'm watching the game and |
| 1:17.6 | Riley Green just breaks his leg doing nothing literally nothing |
| 1:21.0 | And then I bet on them was it yesterday or the day before and I bet Matthew boy to get four strikeouts |
| 1:27.6 | That's it and then I get a thing that says Matthew boy left on the first inning needs Tommy John surgery |
| 1:36.6 | Maybe do Bitcoin or something and I told you the one where the Tigers robbed the guy in the home run |
| 1:40.9 | Which I was like man, that was the big payday one. Yeah, yeah, I just got to stop |
| 1:45.6 | I lost big the other day because you know it happens you lose and then I was like all right |
| 1:50.2 | I'm gonna start back. I'll just get well. I'm gonna win that money back |
| 1:53.1 | You know that's how they know you think that way and so I'm just scrolling through games again |
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