Thursday, 06.29.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 29 June 2023
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
The NFL has punished more players for sports betting. Is it only a matter of time before the NFL faces a major scandal? *Speaking of the NFL, Kelce says a lot of players smoke weed. Why are we still arguing about weed in 2023? *The latest list of America's favorite fast-food restaurants is pretty surprising. *Doomscrolling!! The Supreme Court has made a controversial decision about college admissions. Madonna had a serious health scare over the weekend. More American cities are looking for alternatives to fireworks displays for the 4th. *Fallout Boy Didn't Start the Fire. *Some YouTube celebrity woman posted a weird apology video with a ukulele. We figured this would be a good opprotunity for Slimfast to do a weird apology song too. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to join us on twitch at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and check out all of our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! What are you doing? |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, nothing. Just sitting here trying to stay cool. How are you? |
| 0:52.0 | It's gonna be hot. It's gonna be hot. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, we got lucky 100 degrees or something. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, but it's June 29th as we speak. |
| 1:01.0 | And normally, I mean, when did you and I used to go do warp tour? |
| 1:04.0 | Like early June and it was already a thousand degrees. |
| 1:06.0 | So we got kind of lucky right here. |
| 1:09.0 | I saw a couple of sports related things. |
| 1:12.0 | I don't know why I always want to ask you about sports at the beginning of the show. |
| 1:15.0 | Perfect game last night. |
| 1:16.0 | Perfect game last night. |
| 1:17.0 | Turned it on, it was good. |
| 1:18.0 | Oh, you did? You saw it was happening like you saw a tweet or something. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, and then turned it on, you know, and watched eight to nine tending. |
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