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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 06.18.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

*Lazlo's favorite website of 2025! *Fighting for custody of your kids while working as a stripper? Lazlo and an internet lawyer have some advice for you. *Lazlo's oldest is officially gonna be an adult. *Tyler Perry may or may not have ripped an actor's clothing off and grabbed said actor's buttocks. *Don't start fights on Facebook with Lazlo unless you're prepared to finish them. *Lazlo claims he has a valid driver's license these days. *How is R Kelly gets meds for his nerves in prison? *There's a new documentary on Max about Ohio State and allegations of abuse against student athletes. *My Pillow B**ch. *Bring Me to Life? More like, Bring Lazlo to Tears.

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and

0:43.0

gentlemen the church of laslow has begun yo yo my man how are you did you get you fixed up

0:51.4

yeah sorry about that there some some technical technical difficulties. You know, technical difficulties.

0:55.4

My, you know, my password.

0:56.6

It's always the same.

0:57.9

It is, but I put the same password in every day, and then it doesn't matter.

1:02.7

People don't want to hear that.

1:03.2

But you understand, you can relate.

1:04.9

You go to work and eat in the computer, and you're like, no, I'm positive I'm putting that same password in for seven years I'm positive people have hacked it a million times yeah I and the only thing I change if they make me change it is I move one oh look at that it's gone from 23 same words to 23 question mark question mark question mark oh I got changed again's gone to 24 question mark question mark like it doesn't change except that now i guess i'm

1:30.0

i shouldn't even be saying this but we're not supposed to have to change this often now so

1:33.6

that's one thing i i i've heard everyone that i know complain about this so if they work in any type

1:39.6

of i don't know where you work where you don't have email i'm sure there's jobs we don't have to

1:42.9

worry about email too much but plenty of people you don't have email. I'm sure there's jobs we don't have to worry about email too much.

1:46.9

But plenty of people have to deal with email.

1:50.9

And the whole password thing, it's, you know.

1:55.5

How many passwords do you think you have just in general to stuff? There's no way to get an accurate guess, but it's got to be, i'll just go ahead and take porn off the table okay

2:03.5

and we'll say that i don't have a porn password well you never uh i guess in you just use a vpn or

2:09.4

whatever so you've never had to have uh but you've well no you said you've never once paid tokens

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