Tuesday, 06.17.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

*I'll bet you and your friends sit around listening to Goo Goo Dolls records while you hold back tears. *Brian Wilson was THE greatest American songwriter. Anyone wanna argue? Didn't think so. *Lazlo refuses to accept that Aerosmith is the biggest American rock band of all time but Slimfast brought receipts. *It's only the first quarter but Israel appears to already be running up the score on Iran. *Lazlo wants to try this "gas station heroin" before the FDA takes it away. *When Adele says "we could have had it all", doesn't she mean SHE could have had it all? He obviously didn't want IT. *Jurors got to watch Diddy's freak off videos for almost an hour. *My dad always said, un-shattered testicles are better than shattered ones. *Greatest TV Dads of all time. *You're probably not old enough to remember when Track & Field used to be fun. *Trump says he may pause ICE raids in certain places, like hotels and farms. *Another one of Matthew Perry's doctors is going to plead guilty to giving the late Friends star ketamine. The Ketamine Queen, on the other hand, likes her chances at trial. *Was a contributor on FOX News drunk on the air this weekend?

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen
0:43.1	the church of laslo has begun my man how are you oh i'm great how are you i'm great no problem
0:51.8	good glad to do you stay in bed a little bit longer than i thought today so i'm running a little bit behind
0:56.6	one of those days well i did just one of those days i was just thinking that in a day for
1:02.0	wait you know what don't don't don't our boss will get mad my boss bob is real mad yeah yeah uh
1:08.2	man i want to say that so good uh guys i put the
1:12.0	put the coffee cup upside down on my coffee maker today and so that was a whole big mess but you
1:17.8	know what you put this up behind you you move on and go hey maybe you get the bad stuff out of the day
1:21.7	here on time baby right we're on time everything's good yep what can you complain about
1:26.8	baseball highlights are on exactly summer summer made it she's time. Everything's good? Yep. What can you complain about? Baseball highlights are on.
1:28.1	You can't.
1:28.4	Exactly.
1:28.9	Summer got to baseball.
1:30.0	She's good.
1:30.8	Everybody's good.
1:31.6	Everybody's good.
1:32.6	Anything happened since I saw you last?
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