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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 05.22.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

*What do you tell people you do for a living?

*Total Recall?? I never claimed to be Mr. Privacy, but this is getting ridiculous!

*I hope you weren't the one who gave Matthew Perry drugs. Note to self: Don't sell drugs to celebrities. Cops will launch full investigations if anything happens. 

*Trump jury could have a verdict next week.

*Bryce Harper asked a high school girl to prom. 

*Inspired by Cam'ron, we're gonna make our own sex supplement!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious einder,

0:30.0

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord

0:38.0

when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen

0:44.0

the Church of Laslaw has begun.

0:48.0

Yo!

0:49.0

What's going on, Hot Shot?

0:50.0

Nothing, how are you?

0:52.0

I'm great. Are you? I'm great.

0:53.0

Are you?

0:54.0

Yeah.

0:55.0

Yeah. Yeah. Why do you ask like that?

0:57.0

How do you think I'm not? Do you have some sort of insight information and I shouldn't be?

0:59.0

No, I just, we just recorded an interview earlier for the podcast.

1:05.4

Oh, yeah.

1:06.4

And some guy.

1:08.4

Yes.

1:09.4

So there's demons.

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