Tuesday, 05.21.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2024
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
*Lazlo's saga with the faux plumber is finally over.
*Things that become the bane of your existence when you own a home.
*Raising kids is expensive but most people say it's worth is.
*Her imitates Her
*If you're currently house hunting, I hear you can get a good deal on Graceland.
*Another Americans tourist has been detained in Turks and Caicos. This time, it's a woman! She was traveling with her daughter for Mother's Day. That makes five Americans currently detained on the island.
*Demi Moore did full frontal nudity in her new horror movie.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Hi, hi! |
| 0:49.0 | Hi! |
| 0:50.0 | Give me some booze. |
| 0:51.0 | I'm going to start drinking early today. |
| 0:52.0 | Oh boy. Oh boy. |
| 0:55.0 | Well, maybe it'll be a short day. |
| 0:57.0 | You never know how things go. |
| 0:59.0 | You never know. That's what my dad always used to say. |
| 1:02.0 | Before I kiss you on the lips. never know that's what my dad always used to say. |
| 1:02.8 | Before he kissed you on the lips. |
| 1:04.8 | No. |
| 1:06.5 | But we don't have that much left, so. |
| 1:08.4 | I mean, this stuff is supposed to be the. |
| 1:10.1 | I mean, it's enough. |
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