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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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*Who gave you this number? *Norm from Cheers is dead. You heard me! Dead! *Never forget: Slim gave booze to underage girls and received a lifetime ban from a major university. *The best way to keep a Diddy at bay? Get a home equity line of credit. *Women are upset about A.I. girlfriends because they're so hot. Slim is upset about A.I. girlfriends because they're so needy. *Bawitda-boebert

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0:18.3	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:26.9	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:33.6	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:38.3	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:45.3	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:49.3	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:57.5	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
1:02.9	My man, how are you?
1:04.3	Yo, fantastic. How are you?
1:06.8	Good, I'm Laszell. That's some fashion. This is the Church of Laslo.
1:10.4	If you just listen for the first time, like, what the...
1:12.6	Yeah.
1:13.9	What is this? We get it. We get it.
1:17.4	We just got back from a vacation.
1:20.7	Hey, so...
1:21.6	You know, they're hiring people. You want to hear this story?
1:25.5	Yeah.
1:26.1	All right. So they're hiring people around here, right?
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