Tuesday, 05.20.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

*Financial advice is for entertainment purposes only. Winning money all the time is entertaining. *Quit spying on your partner! *Slim's car air-freshener story is back in all its glory details. *The college majors that will pay you the least. Stick with something proven like Theme Park Technology. *Damn it feels good to have The Royals. *A Kansas mom is suing (the internet?) because her 14-year-old son was able to access porn on his laptop.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.2	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.9	Yo, my man, how are you?
0:49.5	Yo, I'm fantastic. How are you?
0:51.3	I'm great. My name is Laslo. That's Slim Fast. This is 989 in the rock, and the program is called the Churchill Laslo.
0:57.7	If you want to reach us, you can text us at 913-58-989.
1:03.5	Right.
1:04.0	Yeah. And sorry, your little text thing is charging over there.
1:07.3	That's fine.
1:07.6	You just went looking for it. I forgot to grab that for you. And Twitch.
1:11.8	dot TV slash of Churchill Aslam.
1:13.5	There you go.
1:14.2	Yep.
1:15.0	You can watch us.
1:16.6	No.
1:17.2	Whatever.
1:17.6	You don't have to know how to use Twitch.
1:18.6	I don't know how to use Twitch.
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