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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 04.26.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Yo! Lazlo says he's feeling good today and that makes sense because we've learned that when one of us it up, the other is always down. So, what hell is Slim complaining about today? How did your dad deal with his anger? No one thinks you should take your anger out on another person but what's wrong with taking it out on a wall or Xbox controller? And don't tell me it's because I only do those things to intimidate you! If I were intimidating you, you'd know it!! *People who grew up poor tend to have some interesting habits as adults. *How much would you pay to be taller? Doctors can now give you three inches and possibly more but is it worth the pain and the costs? *Doomscrolling!! Another day, another Tucker update. Ed Sheeran is in court after being accused of ripping off Marvin Gaye. Are people still upset at Bud Light or have we moved on? *Aaron Rodgers is a Jet! Should we care? Does it matter? Do we like that guy? Didn't we used to like that guy? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend or two and remember to visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links to our socials. We'd love to have you join us on twitch as we record the podcast each weekday afternoon twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see tomorrow!

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger.

0:30.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:48.0

Yo! How are you doing, ma'am?

0:50.0

I'm alright. How are you?

0:51.0

I'm great. No problems.

0:52.0

That's good to hear.

0:53.0

Yeah. Yeah.

0:54.0

At least, uh, what do you want me to say in the other day that when one of us is up, the other one, you know what I'm saying?

0:59.0

I kind of levels out.

1:01.0

I told you that I had the tree situation at my house, right?

1:06.0

I got that halfway taken care of.

1:08.0

My air conditioner doesn't work.

1:09.0

I got a tree that's falling on power lines.

1:10.0

Yeah. So they took care of the part where it'll fall on the power lines when I still have to take care of the rest of it.

1:14.0

I'm kind of like, but do I?

1:15.0

Can I just wait for the vault?

1:16.0

No.

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