The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo, how are you man? You doing alright?

No, I'm good. No problems.

Well, just making sure, but yesterday, it was yesterday, right?

Yeah, it was yesterday. You said, I'm great.

And then I was like, well, that makes sense because we've figured out over the years that you're great and something's going on.

Why is there something that's wrong with you?

Well, yesterday, my goddamn card, sorry, my card was messed up and I couldn't get it to go into a drive and stuck in the street for 30 minutes.

But then today, it seems to be fine. I'm like, oh, okay, so I'm going to decent mood.

And then I got your text like we had just talked about like dentist stuff.

Oh, yeah, my kid needs to give him a visa line or whatever.

I mean, no, that I mean, look, that's not so bad.

It's just one of those things like we just talked about all this because broke just yesterday,

I had to go, I don't know, do something with the root canal.

You're familiar with that stuff. I don't know exactly what's going on there.

But she did the first part. I had to go to the second part.

And she's someone who like, which my girlfriend in high school was this way.

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