Yo! Spring break is over and this place is now a rockin' and rollin'! Lazlo spent his time off watching baseball while Spencer decided to fly to Cancun and drink rum out of coconuts. Slimfast did yard work or something. *TLDR, I'm dtf which is nbd but I'll ttyl. *Doomscrolling!! Slimfast missed out on his big class action opportunity again. Russia and The United States are fighting over a drone. The state department says you probably shouldn't go to Mexico for spring break. The president of Mexico says America is more dangerous than Mexico. A pet monkey ripped off a woman's ear. A pet zebra ripped off an owner's arm. A Tesla owner accidentally drove off with someone else's Tesla. *People voted on the most annoying advice parents get during the first six months. *Thanks for listening! Please visit www.lazlo.church and remember that you can come watch us record the podcast live every weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day!