The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo!

Alright, my name is Slim Fass.

Snowcoats here in Lazlo will be here in a few minutes.

He had an appointment.

He told me I might run a few minutes late.

Can you cover me?

I said, I got you.

We can cover you.

We got the snow problem.

We're on Twitch.

You can watch every weekday.

We report the podcast.

We do the show live and you can watch us on twitch twitch.tv slash church of Lazlo.

And that's been quite an adjustment for me because, you know, for 20 years, we would turn on the microphones.

Oh, careful.

Mike's on.

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