The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo. How are you? Really, really good. Great. How about you? I'm great, man. Glad to hear it.

Are you snow-com? I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay.

Snow-com had the poops yesterday, apparently. Well, the boats, right? Yeah, the boats did, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That's not great. Have you ever had it, Lazloh? Yeah, of course. You gave it to me after you put your finger in the strapper.

Right. You didn't get it the same time. I got it after you. Well, then you got the same girl. I wasn't on the strip club with you.

Yeah, we remember it was horrible anyhow. Set my basement shower for a day.

Was that the time? One of the times, it happened to me twice. Once I went to the hospital because I started throwing up blood.

And I couldn't, I couldn't, like, I ran out of energy to physically get even to the bathroom.

I was like, I think this is probably bad enough. I probably need some sort of hydration.

Because I could, if I drink where you like this, snow-com you drink any gatorade or water or anything, it just comes back out.

Back out. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like you can't, and then when you become, I assume that's dehydration where every part of your body starts to feel stiff and you can barely make it to the bathroom.

It's like you can't walk. And my ex at the time was like, quit being a pussy. Yeah, maybe, quit being a man.

And I was like, look, this has been going on for like seven hours. And I think, I think I need a...

Let's get some P.D. Light, man. I.V. You can't keep it down. P.D. Light gave you a little baby sips.

Yeah. Any time you sip anything, it's just gone a couple minutes later.

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