That Time Snowcone Ordered a Seltzer
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 8 March 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, yo, it's going on. We're getting ready to doom scroll. Okay, but before we do that, I would really like it lasso if you just |
| 0:07.2 | For old time's sake |
| 0:09.2 | Tell the story about the time you took took him to the bar and he asked because I just I want to remember it |
| 0:13.7 | I have a bad memory is I recall he asked the server for a white cloth |
| 0:17.5 | I should sit down in a sports bar. I don't ask for him |
| 0:20.3 | I know what sports bar it was too. I've been right so we sit down in a sports bar after doing like I don't know some Christmas shopping or something |
| 0:27.2 | And I needed his help with things so I'm like, hey man, let me buy you lunch and drink or something, right? |
| 0:33.7 | Yeah, so we go to the sports bar. We sit down and the waitress comes and she's like, can I get you something? |
| 0:39.8 | And he's like what flavor of white claws do you have and she goes? |
| 0:47.8 | Hold on and she comes back and she starts listing and seeing them and he's like |
| 0:54.1 | Mm-hmm |
| 0:56.6 | No, and like he's going through it like it's you know, it's like a wine list and he I'm like I see about like a can of white |
| 1:03.6 | I don't see what's wrong. She's gonna bring you the tab and like you sell it and then he orders like the black cherry |
| 1:07.7 | Caron or something and then so he orders it and then she looks at me and |
| 1:14.6 | She says what can I get you? I'm like I like a draft beer would be great, and she's like what kind? |
| 1:20.3 | I'm like of course got course and then he looks at me and he's like |
| 1:24.7 | Like I'm the asshole. I did it. Yes, you did you like you knew like I'm the asshole for ordering a like I have a drug |
| 1:30.7 | He got on tap. I got a car filler, but why am I gonna have a course? That's fine. That did not have I believe I don't see |
| 1:39.1 | That's why you knew this was gonna be right so now he tries to back it up like over beer like that's a dumb thing to say when you're in a bar |
| 1:45.5 | You're like |
| 1:47.5 | Like something that's just the way it would say like a guy who walks up to the bar being idiot for saying I'll have what do you have on |
| 1:53.4 | Tab right |
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