The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

It wasn't someone you know, though, was it?

No, no, no, I saw it on.

Yeah, I was like, you know, you see it all the time.

Well, you don't see it all the time with these, like, horrific bad beats.

I guess I gamble enough that it shows up with my Instagram reels and stuff.

But I saw somebody bet, like, I think it was $2,200 to win $100.

And so, you know, people will do this.

They'll bet an absorbing amount of money to win $100,

where they know the $100 is coming in.

The team will show up.

So you win $100, right?

So he bet $2,200 that Harrison Buckner would get an extra point.

They went for $2 every time.

He didn't kick one.

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