Hour 2: Doom Scrolling
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🗓️ 12 February 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's time to doomscroll. |
| 0:04.2 | You don't know, could kill. |
| 0:05.7 | The order of Bournemies. |
| 0:07.0 | The only news that matters, |
| 0:11.1 | with the most trusted name in the business. |
| 0:13.3 | This is headlines with Slidfast on the Church of Laslow. |
| 0:17.2 | Powered by Brew Brothers at Harris, Kansas City, |
| 0:19.6 | now open daily for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Yo, the news. You don't need me to tell you this. It snowed last night. And it snowed a lot of places. And it flooded some places, too. I saw videos out of Houston where there were floods. But there was a big weather, winter storm that they told us going to happen, and it did happen, and they say there's another one coming. |
| 0:38.9 | I don't think the next one's supposed to be so bad for us, though. |
| 0:42.2 | Overnight, a severe winter storm unleashing its raft, several inches of fast-falling snow, dumping all over the East Coast of heavy snow and ice, creating terrifying driving conditions. |
| 0:53.7 | Traffic brought to a standstill on some major highways, the wintry mess closing schools |
| 0:58.8 | from Kentucky to Philadelphia. |
| 1:01.4 | City to city, snow plows working around the clock. |
| 1:05.0 | Everybody out there, be safe, know there's more weather coming. |
| 1:08.7 | And guys, we could see a few more tough days as two additional storms are expected in the forecast. It's 18 degrees here, but it feels like zero. That person, that woman, she was doing that for, I don't know, good morning in America today. She'll one of those national ones, and she was doing it out of Kansas City. When they went back to her, it said like Kansas City Moe, and she was in front of like Union Station. |
| 1:27.9 | That's what she was talking about, the weather, 18 degrees and zero. |
| 1:29.9 | When I saw that, I was like, is it worse out there than I thought? You know what I mean? Like, why is she here? But, yeah, it is cold. But the only other snow that I see is there's like some flurries this weekend. And the next Tuesday, they're talking about a chance of some snow. |
| 1:26.3 | But I didn't see anything in the 10-day. |
| 1:28.6 | I'm no meteorologist, but I didn't see anything in the 10-day. |
| 1:44.6 | I'm no meteorologist, but I didn't see anything in there that was supposed to be bad for us, so other than the fact that it's going to be cold. February is what? It's the 12th. We're almost halfway through it. We got like, we got a solid month of this. We probably have a month and a half of crappy weather. we've got at least a month of kind of this weather. And then a month from now, we can start complaining. But also a month from now, we'll have other stuff to distract us, right? There'll be more stuff going on. I just don't watch basketball. And I don't know that betting on it would be enough for me. It would a little bit. But I'm willing to maybe give it a shot. I don't know. |
| 2:17.5 | Like, betting on some games, trying to figure out which games I'm actually going to be able to watch that night based on what streaming services I have. I know there used to be a lot on T&T. Now most of them are moving to NBC. But I think a lot of them are like on your streaming services. The ones that I have. A lot of them are like, and I don't know, people, whatever, but like on Max or whatever, there's games. |
| 2:18.3 | Yeah, yeah. |
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