Wednesday, 02.08.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo. Yo. How are you, man? Well, I'm fantastic. How about yourself? Well, I'm a little agitated with you. With me? Yeah. That's a human being. How did I do? Well? |
| 0:59.0 | He seemed like you were in a good enough mood. Well, I'm not. Well, I mean, I am, but I am a little agitated with you. What happened? |
| 1:07.0 | Well, you told me to watch a show last night. Oh, dead north, dead north. Oh, and I was texting you. And there was no response. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh, yeah. The texts are funny to me either. The texts are pretty funny. So I went to bed early last night. And I woke up this morning. |
| 1:24.0 | Now, it's not going, you watched dead north, right? I did. And when I told Snowconn about it, he watched. It doesn't even tell me that he watched it. |
| 1:30.0 | I had to ask him about it and pull it out of him. I'm like, well, was it crazy? And he's like, man, it was fine. It was okay. |
| 1:36.0 | I thought it was good. And I was like, what about what happened? And you would be like the best. It's crazy. It's a crazy story. |
| 1:42.0 | And then I said, you know, well, what about that big shocker there? And you're like, oh, yeah, what do they ever actually say that that happened? |
| 1:47.0 | I don't know. I'm like, did they ever say it? They guys crying. They kind of insinuated it. They never, they never came back to me. |
| 1:53.0 | So read my text. So these are, these are the texts from Lazo. Yo. And then let's see how much I got. |
| 2:00.0 | Yeah. So that was just before 10 o'clock. Then at 10, 36, he says, yo, again, so I'm like, what is going on here? |
| 2:07.0 | Then at 12, 45 in the morning, he says, did they eat this effing guy? And then a few minutes later, WTF. |
| 2:16.0 | And then 15 minutes later, they effing Adam. And I was like, oh, I nobody watched. |
| 2:22.0 | And now that's the type of response that I was like, because that first text was when they just they didn't say like, I get what it's about. |
| 2:30.0 | They never get first one before they did. Like get into them eating him. Yeah. They just showed the guy cooking and a barbecue. |
| 2:39.0 | Yeah. Yeah. But they showed like that. Like in the next episode, he's grilling hamburgers. And that's so my first text, he was like, wait, I think trying to say to you that why are they showing him grilling? |
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