Tuesday, 02.07.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2023
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Is anyone else starting to get nervous about the big game this weekend? What's your gut telling you? *America's Top 5 Cities to live in. It seems like they must be factoring in the cost of living because I don't know anyone who's ever dreamed about moving to one of these places. *AMC unveils a new plan to make some extra cash. Lazlo explains how smoking on airplanes used to work. *Doomscrolling!! Alex Murdaugh is still on trial and he still looks guilty to me. Tom Brady's ass sand can be yours if the price is right. An off-duty officer was shot and killed while trying to buy a car on Facebook marketplace. Bed Bath and Beyond might not be long for this world. White supremacists want your electricity. *Women are looking for husbands at Home Depot. We rattle off a few other good places to meet single men and women. *Leave Madonna alone! She's the best-selling female artist of all time! *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Check out our website www.lazlo.church for links, merch, and more. We'd love to see you in our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and remember that you can watch us record the podcast live at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo every weekday afternoon. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, how are you, man? |
| 0:50.0 | Fantastic. How about your son? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:53.0 | Glad to hear it. What's going on? |
| 0:55.0 | Not much. |
| 0:56.0 | Snow cone. Is that a Reba McIntyre shirt? |
| 0:59.0 | It's a fish shirt. |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, it's a fish shirt. I think we've been over this before. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, we have. |
| 1:03.0 | How was your evening? Did you watch anything good last night on TV? |
| 1:07.0 | You said when we were leaving, you were talking about how you were looking for stuff to watch. |
| 1:11.0 | I had basketball last night. |
| 1:15.0 | So coach basketball for a while. |
| 1:17.0 | It seems like there was something that you were saying you wanted to start. |
| 1:20.0 | I started to start that dead north or whatever. |
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